I cannot bring myself to remember why or how this blog came into existence but I have come to accept
P.S. I made a place for promos and the like just click 'Your Stuff"
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
"Mr Abbott, how do you respond to accusations that you are in fact a giant evil lizard sent here from Mars?"
*nervously licks eyeball*