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listoflifehacks:

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wishful-thinkment:

justforthearticles:

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

andy065:

Fuck your house.

(Source: poyzn)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

crowlelicious:

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS

(Source: aechilles)

ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

tsunderrorist:

"Mr Abbott, how do you respond to accusations that you are in fact a giant evil lizard sent here from Mars?"
*nervously licks eyeball*

mlesmrales:

Haircut! #gavsface

mlesmrales:

Haircut! #gavsface